...now...that rule doesnt REALLy apply if ...say...hypotheticly...you ask somone a simple question and they ...uhm...say...strip in response...does it?!?!?SEXUAL CONDUCT
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"The stupid shall be punished!"
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dang, oh well, have a good weekend all! I'm going out of town for some good old sexual conduct,Wyrmwrath wrote:...now...that rule doesnt REALLy apply if ...say...hypotheticly...you ask somone a simple question and they ...uhm...say...strip in response...does it?!?!?SEXUAL CONDUCT
There is no sexual activity allowed at Final Haven.
see ya monday!
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Well DUH! Donovan's a MARRIED PALLADIN. Try that with, say a rougishly charming man that refuses to be tied down...unless you ask nicely. An undead seems like the logical next step, sociopathic pirate, psychopathic seer, undead shaman.Dia Kuni wrote:Smitty19 wrote:....
So the elves have already taken over I see?
Trying to impregnate all our womens for their glorious empire....
Sure Im on to your ploy Corbyn and Atrius, im hip to your vibe....
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Ya know..no one asks Dia anything. I suppose she's just too creepy, but we're talking about (comparitively speaking) a 35-year-old woman who was forbidden from marrying most of her life and has now been sent out into the world to do whatever she wants away from the tribe. Dia has thrown her clothes off more than once in front of a guy, waiting for something to happen and he just goes "Oookay..." and start like sewing her dress or walks away.
STUPID CRAFTSMEN!! CAN'T YOU SEE SHE NEEDS YOUR HANDS FOR A DIFFERENT KIND OF "PROJECT"!?!?!? lol (And now I will insert the cheeeeesy pun of "Girls like guys who are good with their hands....huhuh." Sorry...was channeling Butthead for a moment there)
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Oh, Donovan was well aware of the situation, but as Eric pointed out, he's a married paladin (a widower, technically). As a character he's not likely to make a move on the pretty young girl who is disrobing in front of him, despite what the guy playing him might have to say to the contrary.
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donovon vs. taki in a libido war to end all libido warsDonovan Thynedar wrote:Oh, Donovan was well aware of the situation, but as Eric pointed out, he's a married paladin (a widower, technically). As a character he's not likely to make a move on the pretty young girl who is disrobing in front of him, despite what the guy playing him might have to say to the contrary.
"I think you underestimate the sneakiness"
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Final Haven, where even death has conjugal visits...
...or is it conjugal visitations?
...or is it conjugal visitations?
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Vaal Draconus,
Dwarven King
Survivor of the Dreaming
& Champion of Life.
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Nikolai Petrov,
Traveling Cossack Sage
Dwarven King
Survivor of the Dreaming
& Champion of Life.
or
Nikolai Petrov,
Traveling Cossack Sage