Final Haven, July 2007 Event

Wyrmwrath · Post by **Wyrmwrath** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:33 pm

SEXUAL CONDUCT
There is no sexual activity allowed at Final Haven.

...now...that rule doesnt REALLy apply if ...say...hypotheticly...you ask somone a simple question and they ...uhm...say...strip in response...does it?!?!?

RenLightfoot · Post by **RenLightfoot** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:41 pm

Onimaster wrote:To those just joining this thread, opposed to how it might sound... I assure you that last event was not a 1980's frat house movie.

::Shakes fist:: ...ROBOT HOUSE!!!

Actually honest to god made me laugh out loud
nice man nice

Durgan · Post by **Durgan** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 7:33 pm

I was going to butt in with something about me eventually making Durgan a craftsman, but his main passion is recreating Gnomish gadgets n' things from the Age of Legends.....so, uh.....I don't really think he's the kind of craftsman you guys are looking for......

Kidwynn · Post by **Kidwynn** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 7:37 pm

Umm...ah...yeah I'll behave again.

RenLightfoot · Post by **RenLightfoot** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:22 pm

Wyrmwrath wrote:
SEXUAL CONDUCT
There is no sexual activity allowed at Final Haven.
...now...that rule doesnt REALLy apply if ...say...hypotheticly...you ask somone a simple question and they ...uhm...say...strip in response...does it?!?!?

dang, oh well, have a good weekend all! I'm going out of town for some good old sexual conduct,

see ya monday!

Peace420 · Post by **Peace420** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 10:34 am

Dia Kuni wrote:
Smitty19 wrote:....

So the elves have already taken over I see?

Trying to impregnate all our womens for their glorious empire....

Sure Im on to your ploy Corbyn and Atrius, im hip to your vibe....

(c:

Ya know..no one asks Dia anything. I suppose she's just too creepy, but we're talking about (comparitively speaking) a 35-year-old woman who was forbidden from marrying most of her life and has now been sent out into the world to do whatever she wants away from the tribe. Dia has thrown her clothes off more than once in front of a guy, waiting for something to happen and he just goes "Oookay..." and start like sewing her dress or walks away.

STUPID CRAFTSMEN!! CAN'T YOU SEE SHE NEEDS YOUR HANDS FOR A DIFFERENT KIND OF "PROJECT"!?!?!? lol (And now I will insert the cheeeeesy pun of "Girls like guys who are good with their hands....huhuh." Sorry...was channeling Butthead for a moment there)

Well DUH! Donovan's a MARRIED PALLADIN.

Try that with, say a rougishly charming man that refuses to be tied down...unless you ask nicely.

An undead seems like the logical next step, sociopathic pirate, psychopathic seer, undead shaman.

Slisk · Post by **Slisk** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 10:40 am

Careful - if you have Slisk 'repair your armor' sometime in the Spring, you may not survive the experience.

Onimaster · Post by **Onimaster** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 10:57 am

Slisk wrote:Careful - if you have Slisk 'repair your armor' sometime in the Spring, you may not survive the experience.

::Has every line of Star Trek dialogue involving sex with a Klingon run through his head...:: Holy Shatner Batman!

Slisk · Post by **Slisk** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 11:11 am

No matter how mean, viscious, macho, and tough the Klingons try to come across, they'll always still have pink blood.

Lady · Post by **Lady** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 11:47 am

Slisk wrote:Careful - if you have Slisk 'repair your armor' sometime in the Spring, you may not survive the experience.

oh my god that is so funny!!!!!

Dia Kuni · Post by **Dia Kuni** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 12:35 pm

I agree with Matt on this one...

Doug....

To quote Jack Sparrow...I feel sullied and unusual after hearing that one. lol

Donovan Thynedar · Post by **Donovan Thynedar** » Mon Jul 23, 2007 11:26 pm

Oh, Donovan was well aware of the situation, but as Eric pointed out, he's a married paladin (a widower, technically). As a character he's not likely to make a move on the pretty young girl who is disrobing in front of him, despite what the guy playing him might have to say to the contrary.

RenLightfoot · Post by **RenLightfoot** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:06 pm

Donovan Thynedar wrote:Oh, Donovan was well aware of the situation, but as Eric pointed out, he's a married paladin (a widower, technically). As a character he's not likely to make a move on the pretty young girl who is disrobing in front of him, despite what the guy playing him might have to say to the contrary.

donovon vs. taki in a libido war to end all libido wars

Kidwynn · Post by **Kidwynn** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:12 pm

*Falls out of work chair laughing*

Onimaster · Post by **Onimaster** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 2:24 pm

Final Haven, where even death has conjugal visits...

...or is it conjugal visitations?