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just thought I would beat the rush and wish everyone a Merry Christmas.

Be good :) :) :)
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Why?
I need to be bad I have a coal burning furnace...
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But maybe you'll only get a crust of bread.
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Then ill just use that to lure in pigeons and capture them so as to be trained to steal everyone elses coal...

Like the doberman gang movies from the '70's
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Sorry, but I've already got the aluminum pole up..... it's a Festivise for the rest of us...
Lost my train of thought.....
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Curufin wrote:Sorry, but I've already got the aluminum pole up..... it's a Festivise for the rest of us...
Strippers? now that's what I call a merry christmas... :)
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I wonder if I can train the pigeons to steal strippers too....hmmm...must plan...
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Post by Ug »

Wyrmwrath wrote:I wonder if I can train the pigeons to _BE_ strippers...
Do this and you'll lure in Avyana from all over Phantara.
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Happy Hanuchristmakwansolsticeyulezaka!!!!

And for the agnostic gamers and comicophiles Happy Wintereenmas!

If I missed you in there, get another religion 8)
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Did that Jedi Knight religion ever pass in England? That always sounded like a good one to me.
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Post by Wyrmwrath »

hey were told they needed REAL lighsabers first...
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As cool as those are, I don't think it can count if you can also buy them at Mejiers.
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Peace420 wrote:Happy Hanuchristmakwansolsticeyulezaka!!!!

And for the agnostic gamers and comicophiles Happy Wintereenmas!

If I missed you in there, get another religion 8)
Agnostic Gamers are going to get Winter enimas? Is that done with Peppermint.
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P.S. this is a straight-line. If someone doesn't come up with something I will be disappointed.
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Post by McEwan »

Durable metal hilt looks and feels like a real lightsaber.
Um...how would these people know what a lightsaber feels like? Maybe lightsabers would be chill to the touch, Maybe the hilts have micro-textours to improve grip. Maybe a three foot lazer beam is just generally a bad idea.
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