Ahead of the rush

McEwan · Post by **McEwan** » Thu Dec 16, 2004 7:24 pm

just thought I would beat the rush and wish everyone a Merry Christmas.

Be good

Wyrmwrath · Post by **Wyrmwrath** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:20 am

Why?
I need to be bad I have a coal burning furnace...

McEwan · Post by **McEwan** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 1:04 am

But maybe you'll only get a crust of bread.

Wyrmwrath · Post by **Wyrmwrath** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 1:09 am

Then ill just use that to lure in pigeons and capture them so as to be trained to steal everyone elses coal...

Like the doberman gang movies from the '70's

Curufin · Post by **Curufin** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 1:10 am

Sorry, but I've already got the aluminum pole up..... it's a Festivise for the rest of us...

dier_cire · Post by **dier_cire** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 9:48 am

Curufin wrote:Sorry, but I've already got the aluminum pole up..... it's a Festivise for the rest of us...

Strippers? now that's what I call a merry christmas...

Wyrmwrath · Post by **Wyrmwrath** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:46 am

I wonder if I can train the pigeons to steal strippers too....hmmm...must plan...

Post by Ug » Fri Dec 17, 2004 10:59 am

Wyrmwrath wrote:I wonder if I can train the pigeons to _BE_ strippers...

Do this and you'll lure in Avyana from all over Phantara.

Peace420 · Post by **Peace420** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 1:16 pm

Happy Hanuchristmakwansolsticeyulezaka!!!!

And for the agnostic gamers and comicophiles Happy Wintereenmas!

If I missed you in there, get another religion

Curufin · Post by **Curufin** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 1:28 pm

Did that Jedi Knight religion ever pass in England? That always sounded like a good one to me.

Wyrmwrath · Post by **Wyrmwrath** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 1:48 pm

hey were told they needed REAL lighsabers first...

Post by Ug » Fri Dec 17, 2004 2:14 pm

http://www.thinkgeek.com/cubegoodies/toys/69de/

Lambic · Post by **Lambic** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 5:58 pm

Ug wrote:http://www.thinkgeek.com/cubegoodies/toys/69de/

As cool as those are, I don't think it can count if you can also buy them at Mejiers.

McEwan · Post by **McEwan** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 8:06 pm

Peace420 wrote:Happy Hanuchristmakwansolsticeyulezaka!!!!

And for the agnostic gamers and comicophiles Happy Wintereenmas!

If I missed you in there, get another religion

Agnostic Gamers are going to get Winter enimas? Is that done with Peppermint.
^^^^^^^^^^
P.S. this is a straight-line. If someone doesn't come up with something I will be disappointed.

McEwan · Post by **McEwan** » Fri Dec 17, 2004 8:12 pm

Ug wrote:http://www.thinkgeek.com/cubegoodies/toys/69de/

Durable metal hilt looks and feels like a real lightsaber.

Um...how would these people know what a lightsaber feels like? Maybe lightsabers would be chill to the touch, Maybe the hilts have micro-textours to improve grip. Maybe a three foot lazer beam is just generally a bad idea.