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As I learned from paintball, accuracy by volume

only one thing to say...you have too much time on your hands and need a hobby.

Nah, I'd say he's doing just fine.

Of course, I've always been a fan of dramatic overkill, so take that as you will.

Accuracy by volume indeed.

People actually do this sort of thing? They let people actually do this sort of thing?

How can I get this sort of job?

5 and a half years of college, then 4 years at a dead end job. Continue training yourself for the 4 years. Then have two peopple retire from the company you worked for in college a year apart...

(Granted, those people being your parents and the fact that you have been aiding in debugging their code for the last 8 years or so helps too, lol)

And fortunately we are small enough to not have the jackass that thinks a jolly fat man in a red suit who only works one day a year and eats all the cookies he wants is offensive. (Man, I want Santa's job...)