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I will be updating it frequently with stories and updates and I try to work towards being a full time writer.
http://www.sparkpulp.com
I will be updating it frequently with stories and updates and I try to work towards being a full time writer.
"I would only teach them Necromancy as part of a balanced breakfast."
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http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00U1V15UW
Lucien Nash has a secret. He has been running a bookstore in old Boston for a long time. A really long time. Lucien just happens to be the The Devil. His real name is Lucifer and he has been hiding out in Boston for more than four hundred years.
Lucien has a friend Skylin to help him along and things are good until an Angel sacrifices herself to give Lucien a gift. This gift turns out to be baby. Why anyone would give him a baby is unknowable.
Lucien is in for a ride because the Hound of Heaven,Rastiel, is after him and he doesn't know why. Once word gets out everyone is after him angel and demon alike. Watch him scramble to find out why this particular child is so important. He gets caught up in the oldest conspiracy in the world.
Lucien Nash has a secret. He has been running a bookstore in old Boston for a long time. A really long time. Lucien just happens to be the The Devil. His real name is Lucifer and he has been hiding out in Boston for more than four hundred years.
Lucien has a friend Skylin to help him along and things are good until an Angel sacrifices herself to give Lucien a gift. This gift turns out to be baby. Why anyone would give him a baby is unknowable.
Lucien is in for a ride because the Hound of Heaven,Rastiel, is after him and he doesn't know why. Once word gets out everyone is after him angel and demon alike. Watch him scramble to find out why this particular child is so important. He gets caught up in the oldest conspiracy in the world.
"I would only teach them Necromancy as part of a balanced breakfast."
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bump.
buy my book and I will spend the money on my house fund.
buy my book and I will spend the money on my house fund.
"I would only teach them Necromancy as part of a balanced breakfast."
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anyone that buys http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00U1V15UW will get a photocopy of terrible poems I wrote in HS.
if I sell 100, I will read them out loud. I sell 200 I will read them as abaddon.
if I sell 100, I will read them out loud. I sell 200 I will read them as abaddon.
"I would only teach them Necromancy as part of a balanced breakfast."
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I'm surprised we already haven't heard terrible poems written by Abaddon, not Travis.
-Evil always prevails when good people do nothing.
-All knight, every night.
-All knight, every night.
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how do you think I knocked down the house of chance? Vorlon poems.
"I would only teach them Necromancy as part of a balanced breakfast."
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ok...just so im clear.....if we buy this item, you will send us poems ...bad ones...that are likely torture to read, and if you manage to find 100 people willing to spend money to have you torture them...then you will read said torture out loud( I assume at an event)...AND if 200 people have had their cheese slide far enough off their cracker to pony up the money, you will ...out loud...as the murdering wizard Abaddon....verbally torture anyone in attendance....
am I following this right?
am I following this right?
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Well, now I'm sold.Kaylan Chargeender wrote:ok...just so im clear.....if we buy this item, you will send us poems ...bad ones...that are likely torture to read, and if you manage to find 100 people willing to spend money to have you torture them...then you will read said torture out loud( I assume at an event)...AND if 200 people have had their cheese slide far enough off their cracker to pony up the money, you will ...out loud...as the murdering wizard Abaddon....verbally torture anyone in attendance....
am I following this right?
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books are up to five. no danger at this time.
"I would only teach them Necromancy as part of a balanced breakfast."
- Kaylan Chargeender
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No kindle, do you have a printable version for sale?
If not, I suggest bringing a few to the next event, I will gladly grab a copy.
If not, I suggest bringing a few to the next event, I will gladly grab a copy.
Sir Kaylan Chargeender
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Knight of the Order of the Crimson Aegis
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you don;t need a kindle. any smart phone or computer will do.
It's on kindle select right now, so I can't sell it else where for 2 months.
It's on kindle select right now, so I can't sell it else where for 2 months.
"I would only teach them Necromancy as part of a balanced breakfast."
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"I would only teach them Necromancy as part of a balanced breakfast."
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The freebies go towards the awful poem recital, right?
right?
right??
right?
right??
- Mahto Snowbringer
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Just started reading it! Good stuff.
Mahto Snowbringer:
Commodore of Haven's Royal Navy
Commandant of Haven's Marine Force
Leader of The Savage Phoenix Tribe and their village of Dar’dakous
Captain of "The Chimera"
“Fortune Favors the Brave."
Commodore of Haven's Royal Navy
Commandant of Haven's Marine Force
Leader of The Savage Phoenix Tribe and their village of Dar’dakous
Captain of "The Chimera"
“Fortune Favors the Brave."