Dorky Frickenbrains a solid dwarf name if ever i heard one!

Wyrmwrath · Post by **Wyrmwrath** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 2:22 pm

I got this as an email form a friend, made me laugh hope it does you as well.

...and yes the title of this thread is MY name using this

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not.

Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and
co-workers.

Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you participated.

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
I = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = lickin
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day .

Wyrmwrath · Post by **Wyrmwrath** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 2:24 pm

Wost so far at work is a woman that became "Sloppy Pottymonkey"...i think she cried...( not really)

RenLightfoot · Post by **RenLightfoot** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 2:34 pm

I think Dorky Lickinhump works for me pretty well

gingerswenson · Post by **gingerswenson** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 2:36 pm

Sloopy Lickinhump

Post by **WayneO42** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 2:39 pm

Dinky Pickle Hump

Wyrmwrath · Post by **Wyrmwrath** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 2:57 pm

I see a humping trend here....I shall call you the humpalots

Andian · Post by **Andian** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:06 pm

farcus dippin-doodle

Edit: My mistake, I'd actually be Dorfus Dippin'doodle

Wyrmwrath · Post by **Wyrmwrath** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:08 pm

Farcus Dippin-doodle, Knight of the Frozen Way!

Now there is a name the strikes fear into mens hearts!

Smitty19 · Post by **Smitty19** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:29 pm

....
Crusty Bubblelips

Wow

Sheogorath · Post by **Sheogorath** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:59 pm

Sheogorath Black = Crusty Frickenbutt

...why?!

My real name was boring so I tried my character...

marduk · Post by **marduk** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:07 pm

Crusty Pottybutt.

How art imitates life

Post by **GM_Chris** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:13 pm

Goober farkleFace

Wyrmwrath · Post by **Wyrmwrath** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:28 pm

you ar SO never living the name goober down!

Post by **GM_Chris** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 5:31 pm

I think I have been called that since before I was born

Post by **GM-Mike** » Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:11 pm

He should be able to live goober down, considering that's not what his name translates to. I believe it should be Darfus Farkleface. I'm the goober darn it (if you use Michael--Funky if you go with Mike)