Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

Post by **WayneO42** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 3:48 pm

Ok, Here is the best review of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest that I have heard.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/stor ... Id=5542014

Smitty19 · Post by **Smitty19** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 4:46 pm

"It was like a neverending story....just with out a luck Dragon."

I about fell outta my chair on that one...I love askninja.com

And i do think that Ninjas are better than Pirates, cause well...like he said...he has beaten the Krakken...

nuff said

Doctor Erasmus · Post by **Doctor Erasmus** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 8:14 pm

I gotta say, the ninja has it right on this one. There were more plot lines than there were pirates...

And not one of them got resolved... not a single damn one. Count em folks... did any get resolution? Nope, nada, negative ghostrider the pattern is full. This movie was nothing more than a 2 1/2 hour trailer for Pirates 3 : Starring Keith Richards as big Poppa Sparrow... WTF?!

And to think I liked that first movie... *sigh*

Lambic · Post by **Lambic** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 9:58 pm

Smitty19 wrote:And i do think that Ninjas are better than Pirates, cause well...like he said...he has beaten the Krakken...

You say that like its a big deal. I mean ... Krakken aren't that big a deal, at least not in Blondie's games.

Grimm · Post by **Grimm** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 7:47 am

OMG- I laughed SO hard!

Peace420 · Post by **Peace420** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 9:37 am

I liked the movie but it certainly was a setup for three and can't stand on it's own as a movie without 1&3. I think I'm gonna start a website Askabrotha.com seeing as Chapelle already had ask a black man.

Onimaster · Post by **Onimaster** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 10:27 am

I agree that there was too much going on and not enough was resolved in the film as far as it standing alone, but I disagree that it was a bad movie. Not as good as the first, but not as bad as some sequals.

Grimm · Post by **Grimm** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 12:05 pm

My friend Meg hit the nail on the head: she called it...

Pirates of the Carribean 2: The Empire Strikes Back.

SO fitting...

dier_cire · Post by **dier_cire** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 1:54 pm

Empire rules... don't be screwing with the holy trilogy!

Peace420 · Post by **Peace420** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:11 pm

And Empire can easily stand on it's own as a great movie without the other 2 or 5. DMC on the other hand, would fall into the decent movie, with a really crappy ending category.

Onimaster · Post by **Onimaster** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 10:08 pm

I don't see it as Empire Strikes back it's more like Back to the Future part Two. Felt like the first one, but with slapstick flying skateboards and everyone is old and lame...

But in the next one... cowboys!! ::Claps excitedly::

Back to the Pirates Part Two?===>