Nice Bike

Peace420 · Post by **Peace420** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 12:20 pm

A city cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little
girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop
said "did Santa bring it to you" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure
did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $20 ticket for
a safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a
reflector light on the back of it."

The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there
sir, Did Santa bring it to you" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the
dick goes under the horse, not on top of it "

Curufin · Post by **Curufin** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 2:26 pm

hahaaaaa.........nice

Brikal Farside · Post by **Brikal Farside** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 4:25 pm

agreed.

cops can die.

Bob-Z (kabre) · Post by **Bob-Z (kabre)** » Wed Dec 03, 2003 7:46 pm

hahahaha, word.