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Posted: **Wed Sep 22, 2004 6:04 pm**

Where's the Tsunotaur exemption I asked for?

Posted: **Wed Sep 22, 2004 6:23 pm**

Do I dare ask what you are seeking to be exempt from?

Posted: **Wed Sep 22, 2004 6:25 pm**

*grins*

Posted: **Wed Sep 22, 2004 6:32 pm**

Aha, I see.... hmm, no wonder it was "accidentily" left out. Better luck next time. Maybe you can start a petition or whatnot. Tell you what, you support some of my proposals... I'll support some of yours.

Posted: **Wed Sep 22, 2004 7:01 pm**

lxix. Thou Shall Not Fail to Recognize the Most Important Law of Cookie Prohibition. Cookie Prohibition is the act of a non-Elf possessing a cookie and prohibiting Elves from eating cookies with them. No cookies shall be possessed except by Elves unless shared openly with Elves. If a Citizen of the Haven is found in possession of a cookie and has not been sharing with Elves some of the cookie(s) be confiscated and given to the most worthy Elf. The most worthy Elf can typically be defined as the Elf with the greenest skin and roundest ears. If there are no green skinned Elves available, the youngest Elf will do.
1. Lightest Suggested Punishment: Public Apology
2. Harshest Suggested Punishment: Jail Time or The Stocks
3. Normal Suggested Punishment: Confiscation of Some Cookie(s) to be Shared with the Most Worthy Elf

Ok, what is the need for this one except to score for some people cookies....

Posted: **Wed Sep 22, 2004 7:31 pm**

Actually I heard an old sage give an extremely long lecturee on the importance of cookies in the developmental cycle of elves. He had an extremely long list of precendences and studies to back up his findings and save for one glaring problem, had a very firm argument that would have backed up this law.

Posted: **Wed Sep 22, 2004 7:35 pm**

Dere youse go. If'n a sage say dat, den must be pretty 'portent. Me wundur if'n maybe it haz sumptin' to do with da green skin. Mebbie if'n enuf cookiez be eetun den de elvsie get normal elvsie skin?

Posted: **Wed Sep 22, 2004 7:46 pm**

I'm by no means an expert on the subject, but a cookie deficiency during youth may result in altered skin color. Too bad the ol' man isn't around any more... I'm sure he would have loved to study this phenomenon.

Posted: **Wed Sep 22, 2004 8:33 pm**

look at poor Eli, maybe if he had more cookies, he could control his magical abilities...

Posted: **Wed Sep 22, 2004 8:52 pm**

'an as fer de kow zemptun, me alreedie told u!! Kow mating in Inn iz not same ting as animul matin, you iz not an animul, u iz a zoonutaar! duuuh.

Posted: **Wed Sep 22, 2004 8:54 pm**

but I have a horn...

Posted: **Wed Sep 22, 2004 9:07 pm**

Fine den, no funnie biznuz fer youse. Me radder not stumble into you havin de nookie ennyhow.

Posted: **Wed Sep 22, 2004 9:07 pm**

*Cracks a grin to let Ka know that she is teasing*

Hense luv Ka is horny...

Ok, bad joke, but I couldn't help myself.

Hey, why can't the cookies go to Ka? I mean luvs with all the fighting he does he needs to keep that warrior expenditure of swordplay in tact and all.

Posted: **Wed Sep 22, 2004 9:09 pm**

Noooo!! You gunna take de Ka outta shape. Evureewon no dat kookiez are bad fer de fizeek! Magey types like uz elvsiez need de kookies to keep uz hyper and communikatun wit de powa.

Posted: **Wed Sep 22, 2004 9:11 pm**

Aren't some of them all hyper to begin with?

I guess that mean no cookies for archers, other warriors, and well craftsman so we can stay in shape then?

*grinning mischeviously the whole time*

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