NINJA BURGER
Posted: Wed Feb 25, 2009 12:29 am
Ninja burger employee handbook
1- If customers have complaints, DO NOT kill them. This is very important. A dead customer is not a paying customer
2- All ninja who are preparing food must wash their hands after using the restroom or slaying enemies.
3- Ninja should be properly groomed and dressed at all times. No “cut offs,” unless what’s being cut off are your fingers, due to dishonor.
4- Anyone caught with a single weapon on the premises will be fired; your handbook clearly states you must carry THREE weapons at all times.
5- The hot French fry grease is not a toy. Treat it with as much respect as you would one of your ancestors. Some of them might very well be in it.
6- Do not hurl frozen soy patties at your enemies, as this is a waste of food. Only use the shuriken that you have been provided.
7- A clean workplace is a happy workplace. Clean up after yourself if you spill food, beverages, or large quantities of the blood of your enemies.
8- Lunch breaks are only 30 minutes long. Anyone punching in later than that will be forced to commit seppuku. Do not dishonor your family!
9- Managers, owners and board members are to be treated with respect. Always bow, use proper honorifics, and give them a few extra pickles.
10- Remember, secret sauce is in the beige containers, and snake venom is in the light tan containers. Lets not have a repeat incident.
Ninja burger, guaranteed delivery in 30 minutes or less or we commit seppuku!
1- If customers have complaints, DO NOT kill them. This is very important. A dead customer is not a paying customer
2- All ninja who are preparing food must wash their hands after using the restroom or slaying enemies.
3- Ninja should be properly groomed and dressed at all times. No “cut offs,” unless what’s being cut off are your fingers, due to dishonor.
4- Anyone caught with a single weapon on the premises will be fired; your handbook clearly states you must carry THREE weapons at all times.
5- The hot French fry grease is not a toy. Treat it with as much respect as you would one of your ancestors. Some of them might very well be in it.
6- Do not hurl frozen soy patties at your enemies, as this is a waste of food. Only use the shuriken that you have been provided.
7- A clean workplace is a happy workplace. Clean up after yourself if you spill food, beverages, or large quantities of the blood of your enemies.
8- Lunch breaks are only 30 minutes long. Anyone punching in later than that will be forced to commit seppuku. Do not dishonor your family!
9- Managers, owners and board members are to be treated with respect. Always bow, use proper honorifics, and give them a few extra pickles.
10- Remember, secret sauce is in the beige containers, and snake venom is in the light tan containers. Lets not have a repeat incident.
Ninja burger, guaranteed delivery in 30 minutes or less or we commit seppuku!
