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*Ug steps out of the Inn and plops down next to the fire holding a chunk of parchment to his face, moving it back and forth across his face*

hmmmm

Ug... do you want me to read that to you, my friend? You seem... perplexed. *she gave him a friendly smile*

*Ug looks up*

Hmm. Me tink deez mebbie two imple.

*Looks back down at the paper*

Hmm. Mebbie two opun two terperation. Mebbie atter furtur eveyou dese be onger, urdier, and ittle less timple so dey be lez opun two terperation.

*Puts his nose back down on the parchment and moves it back and forth a bit then looks back up*

Me tink mebbie dis challunje ting mebbe not reel netetarie. Not reelie ezolv nuttin so why att somptun dat not netetarie?

Robin smiled. She should have known better than to assume he could not read. Don't be such an elitist, Robin, she reminded herself. She pondered his words and then answered.

"They're simple and open to speculation on purpose. They need to be... malliable, flexable, so that they can fit any situation. I do not want to litigate every minute aspect of people's lives. That's just not going to work in this kind of world. No, they're simple so everyone can understand them, and so that everyone can have fair representation under the law."

She shrugged. "I know that there are some who would seek to... twist them, use them to do evil. I say let them try. The Council is not full of fools, nor am I, nor the Constable. Do the laws requre a little trust of the Council, yes, but life requires that as well. Every day we out our fates in the hands of those we trust. Law works much the same way, in my mind. I'd rather have the laws simple and easy to understand than too complicated. Laws are like... fences: they can protect you from harm... or become a prison. I like to see these as simple laws to keep us safe, not too many to make a prison of."

*Ug looks closer at the parchment, then up, tilts his head to the left, and coughs. He looks back down at the parchment, then back up.*

Hmm. Tumtime imple is more compex den imple. Dough you en me may untertand tention uv tease mebbe oter not tee awl tention dat we mebbe do. Wun myte aregoo dat dese be too compex as well doh. De one ting me not undertand toe much doh iz why dere be dis challunj tystem when it terve purpuz only two dose who ur mart enuf to manipuate it two dere endz, den tumone ends up dead. Murr den wikwey day be de challunjur retter den de challunjee attuming de challunjee be smurt but it. Me alto tee oopoze in challunj tystem by topping tomeone frum challunjing by gittin two de challunjed urst. Hmmm.. Me rully tink de challunj tystem need wurk. Alto me really not like dis cun....cun....cuntriptiun ting. Me not big wurrier and me not want tee no cunstuball cunstripun me fer tings me not tink me gud to be cunstripted fer. Dat givin lotta power to dis cunstuball. Me alto tink mebbe magustrate mebbe have two much power two. Me nut meen uffuns Roobun, me tink youse a gud pertun, but me tink mebbe dat council shuld be givun right of veetoe. Me alto tink awll memburz uf town uf impurt shuld be pustud in dee in. Me tink me want know who awl de gwuld eeters are and if majustate or constuball ever change. Awso if dee two of youse get kaptered who in charj if you two missun?