Big Mama made her entrance. As always she smelled of roasted meats, freshly baked bread, and gravy...or was it cookies, cakes and strawberry glaze.... Truthfully it depended on the smeller. Perhaps... steak, potatoes and fireroasted corn mmmmmm..... Anyway, she wobbled in and people smelled these th...

As the Dwarves were loading the boxes into the wagon, Big Moma came plodding down the hill toward the Inn. She moved as though she were in pain. “That Chance…” she mumbled “Boy don’t know up from down, left from right, good from bad. He plain ol don’t know nothin!” She stopped suddenly and began spe...

Big Moma scratched her beard thoughtfully as she considered the child.

"How about I tell you a story instead? Big Moma too tired to play any fun games right now"

awesome and sad all at once. I wanted my freinds to be the firsts to do it.

"Sure baby, what you wanna play?" answered Big Moma, getting up to walk over and sit by the little girl.

"you welcome baby"

(Franchesco drinks the lemonaid and realizes that it is the best damned lemonaid he ever freakin had).

"OK baby, we'll give it another go. But I don't think he's budgin" said Big Moma shaking her head.

"Franchesco you gonna take this drink or not baby?"

"Well, in that case probably better if someone just talks to him, no point in involving the law over a little ol misunderstanding." She replied after having laughed at Dallid's little play on words.

"Well you remember when Big Moma had that Art on sale?" "The reason for it, was cause the boys (Chance included) were so insensitive about a picture of my baby Sunni. Well, she was feelin mighty low about it, so Big Moma decided she'd get two birds with one stone." "I figure...

"You prolly right Ashearth baby, but Big Moma done tried to talk to him, he just stubborn. Why, even Sunny say he confused. But I aint got no problem if sombody else wanna give it a go."

"Oh, and Fanchesco baby, Big Moma gonna have to remember to teach you about the very special gift of moderacy. Baby you gets too worked up too much, Big Moma worried bout yo heart... Here baby have a little of Big Moma's lemonaid it's good for ya" she reaches in her bag and pulls out a con...

"Oh," added Big Moma (she was a little out of it) "Dallid baby, tell Big Moma a lil more bout these here magistraties or whateva you called em"... "They wouldn't hurt poor Chance would they? All Big Moma wants is for him to take this ol curse off"

"Thank you babies, but let's not get all upset about Big Moma," said the Dwarf, hugging little Mary. Now that everyone's attention had been brought to her, they did notice a difference in her appearance, as well as her demeanor. She had developed great shadows beneath her eyes and seemed o...

"Now that you mention it baby, I don't too much no the laws her either.... " said Big Moma with a puzzled expression... "What's the law on cursin folks?" I'm a make that boy Chance take this here curse off Big Moma, I caint help folks who need helpin if I stay tired like this...&...

Suddenly, a loud, deep, yet somehow comforting voice could be heard in the room, although the body to which it belonged had not yet arrived. “Why is Big Moma’s babies always fightin?” Despite the fact that Big Moma was somewhat new in town, everyone had become familiar with her charming and jolly di...